At work, we've been wasting hours with this website that reads whatever you type with different accents and languages. Of course, we use it to be as filthy as possible. I took the opportunity to write a bunch of lines. I think they're pretty funny.
Living with your best friend is really difficult. Especially when your best friend is a giant squid.
My grandfather was a fine man. He once told me that he shot down twenty three Japanese pilots in World War Two. But I know that it was ten Chinese guys and it was last Wednesday.
Some people like to put on romantic movies when they're making love with their woman. Personally, I like Rocky Five.
My priest told me that a wise man doesn't measure his riches in material wealth. Then he kept fucking me.
When i'm alone, i like to sing about dead black people. if you think that's racist, you just don't understand art.
I'm saving up to open my own sporting goods store. we specialize in tennis, football, and filling four-square balls up with cum when no one is looking.
If i were a millionaire, I would own an island. then I would bury all of the kids i fuck there.
I hope you will join me for breakfast. I'm going to make an omelette full of tears and screaming. I call it, “The Dad.”
I once fought a man with nothing but my bare hands and my raging erect member.
I once went to the zoo and challenged the monkeys to a jerk off. I won. I won a night in prison.
Late at night, I like to pretend I'm a superhero. A superhero with a big dick and no pants who hangs out in the library.
Percee P feat. Chali 2na, "No Time For Jokes"
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